Welcome to the coolest fucking website in the whole entire world. Ever. So cool in fact, that you are probably not cool enough to be here, so if you are a stupid loser then go talk to your stupid loser friends (if you even have friends)

This is a picture of me:

My mom says i'm the handsomest boy in the world. my mom is really smart, so she's probably right.

These are my cats, Amira and Watson. they are the best cats in the world. Amira is probably even better looking than your mom. If you think your mom is hotter than my cat, send me pictures (if you have nudes of her that's even better).